By the power vested in me by my mother, and following the recommendations of CDC, WHO and Drs. Birx and Fauci, I hereby declare, that my 2020 birthday is rescheduled as 74th birthday to take place in 2021 at a safe location, with all dancing virtual, and all social distancing strictly enforced.
To remind you of what you are missing:https://youtu.be/xxfT4q55AhU
As a matter of fact, the entire 2020 will be cancelled - it will be erased from our collective memories, and we'll start 2020 afresh, but just call it 2021.
We are safe in our Chicago cocoon.
Getting to Chicago seems like eons ago, so I have to write the date down: March 17, 2020.
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